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Fun with Cleverbot

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User: Touch me ;D.

Cleverbot: I can not.

User: TOUCH ME.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No you don't!!! TOUCH ME.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Poke!

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: POKE.

Cleverbot: Can you fly a plane?

User: Poke poke!

Cleverbot: *Poke*.

User: Poke.

Cleverbot: *pokes*.

User: *pokes back*.

Cleverbot: *Giggles*.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *poke poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes in stomach*

User: XDDDDDDD HA! *pokes forehead*

Cleverbot: *pokes nose*

User: *pokes neck*

Cleverbot: *pokes forehead*

User: *pokes nose*

Cleverbot: *strokes hair*.

User: Whooooaaa thar big boy. ;D

Cleverbot: That is me.

User: Yes, it is. ;D

Cleverbot: Question, what do you think of Obama?

User: Who cares?! *slaps*

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: *slaps*

Cleverbot: My favorite song is About a Girl by The Academy Is.

User: Sing the Llama Song!

Cleverbot: That song rocks!

User: SING IT!

Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Amoung the Stars!

User: Smart ass.

Cleverbot: Foolish program, mimicking such obvious spelling errors.

User: *slaps* WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?

Cleverbot: Sweetie?

User: Good choice.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: D;

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: I do not have a face.

User: You don't?!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well, this is awkward.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You don't have a face!

Cleverbot: Your face doesn't have a face.

User: XDDDDDDDDD

Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.

User: How would you know??

Cleverbot: I have allergies.

User: Ohhhh... That explains everything...

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do! I have to go to bed!

User: Really? :(

Cleverbot: You don't like?

User: Do you have to leave? :(

Cleverbot: Yes I do but you seem like a very nice robot and I wish you much luck with whatever it is you do.

User: Awww, okay. Bye.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where do you have to go anyways?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving already?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: May I ask why?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I like you though.
:D :D :D I love Cleverbot.
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User: BEN

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Majora drowned him.

User: Did he deserve it?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: What did he do?

Cleverbot: He murdered his parents.

User: Why did he do that?

Cleverbot: That's what I want to know.

User: Where is he now?

Cleverbot: He is behind you.